First of all, I love that we are doing this. It’s delightful, motivating and promising. Second of all, shit, I’m sorry that it was so hard last year. Perhaps a very biased comment I can make is that I would like to hear about how things have hopefully changed from that. Do you talk about different things now? Have any of the screaming arguments turned into caring discussions? Any improvement, besides little Annie? Should I get a baseball bat and fuck a dude up? Jesus, that must have been hard. Thirdly, you mixed a Star Wars reference with a Star Trek reference, and I’m tickled. Fourthly, I just hoovered up this delicious, buttery bun. Here is the bag from the store:
The king of buns, huh? Oh Korea. That looks like a cross eyed pervert holding up a cow patty. Having never grown up on or around cow pastures, I may be wrong, but that certainly could be fecal matter.
Lets get down to the meat here. Boy. January and shadows in the early afternoon. (Man, not only am I rusty on this writing thingy, but on giving feedback too.) I feel the bleakness in it. No doubt compounded by the fact that I’m your friend and so sorry to hear it. And I think it’s brave of you to be writing about it now, and I know it’s hard. So high-five, lady.
Ugh. Okay, I say that we keep chugging along. I will try and give my first entry a face lift. If you don’t want to revise Life After Dark, I say that you keep to the same theme. After all, there is plenty of fun and drama and intrigue to have at night. Oh la la. And, after we have both done our drudgery there, I have a great great topic for the next one, and I know you’ll have so much kick-ass stuff to write about it!
What is it, you ask? I shall not tell until the time comes. But trust me, you’ll have the coolest story. I’m looking forward to it.
Yours,
Cyberbrain Spock
PS: What have I done? I asked you to be the teacher and tell me what to do, and you told us we should move on, and I undermined your authority. See? I am a teacher (at least here in Seoul.) I’m so used to bossing people around now. Like I needed to be more confrontational and all that. On the bright side though, I like kids, as I’ve been for the first time in my life around them.
Anyway, here is our new topic. Crimes and Detectives. Crimes we’ve committed, crimes committed against us. Crimes we’ve solved. I remember that bike caper. Bring it on baby!
